I had attended this abbreviated course on character development this past year.You know, the 6 week course in 3 hours. one that makes your head reel like a drunk yo -yo at the end of it.Humans crave for flawed characters in novels, the petite brunette authoress had crooned. So , make them masturbate after killing the neighborhood cat.
That got me thinking. The flawed characters that surround me would never masturbate after killing the cat , probably while doing it . Such angst, nervousness, insecurity, direness, self pity and viciousness can never be imagined . I am surrounded by colorful sadism. One that makes my muse prematurely ejaculate .
But my papers are blank.
